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An old man, Mr. Jack, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Jack was old and forgetful, decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Jack was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Jack, I thought you told me your penis died".
"It did," he replied, "today is the viewing".
- Cock fights The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing... -
Well hung! There was a young man in the Army who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Army doctors and one Armey nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said... -
Anal thermometer When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer.
When you get home, lock your doors and... - Substitute Santa comes home one night and his wife Jeeto throws her arms around neck, 'Darling, I have a great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
The next day, a guy from the electric company... - True lies! Santa and Jeeto bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. Next morning Jeeto left for Chandigarh to visit her parents.
When Jeeto came back a week later, she discovered that...