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A woman is picked up by Santa in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with Santa to his hotel room. Santa removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
Santa says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg.
Santa gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on Santa's penis. She jumps back with shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
Santa says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".
- Private viewing An old man, Mr. Jack, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing... - Plug in! Santa went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands.
When he entered the house... - Cock fights The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing... -
Well hung! There was a young man in the Army who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Army doctors and one Armey nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said... -
Anal thermometer When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer.
When you get home, lock your doors and...