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Santa was walking down the street and a girl approach him, "hay, wanna have a good time?"
"Sure," Santa says and they are off to the nearest motel.
She takes off her clothes and Santa keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"
Santa replies, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
- Food For Christmas A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put 'Happy...
- Private viewing An old man, Mr. Jack, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing... - Plug in! Santa went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands.
When he entered the house... - Cock fights The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing... -
Well hung! There was a young man in the Army who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Army doctors and one Armey nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said...