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    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
    Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
    "What does that mean?" asked the girl.
    "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
    The little girl went to the garage and asked, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
    Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."
    He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block."
    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later without susie.
    Her father asked, "Where is Susie?"
    The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
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    She says, 'Well, put them here between my...
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