| Woman had a female parrot. Parrot kept saying, `Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?` Woman was frantic. Went to pastor to find a solution to the problem. Pastor said, `Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read. Woman brought the parrot and put her into the cage. She squawked, `Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?` One male parrot looked at the other one and said, `Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.` |