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    The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
    At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
    Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
    She glanced down and said, "Nice design - does it also come in men's sizes?"
  • Nursing home sex Alicia and Joe were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 90 years old and wheelchair bound.
    Every night, they would meet in the TV room...

  • First experience When Johnnie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the first time, his mother was less than pleased.
    Slapping him across the face, she sent him off...

  • That'll Do It Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
    The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...
  • Fantasy Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped.
    He was always preparing for the day when...

  • Folding bottle Santa goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, 'I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.'
    'OK,' says the clerk...
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