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    A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.
    Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.
    Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"
    "Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.
    Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."
  • Urine sample Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a few months to make a kid. it hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa for advice.
    'They'll give you a cup and...
  • Nice design! The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
    At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said...
  • Sperm cells! A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope.
    They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and...
  • Nursing home sex Alicia and Joe were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 90 years old and wheelchair bound.
    Every night, they would meet in the TV room...

  • First experience When Johnnie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the first time, his mother was less than pleased.
    Slapping him across the face, she sent him off...

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