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    Banta had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the advertisements about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife, Preeto, was not too happy about it.
    One day Banta read an advertisements about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he would quickly buy four tires while the sale was on.
    Preeto complained, "I don't know what's wrong with you. You are going to buy four expensive tires when you've got a crappy old car?"
    Banta replied, "Don't make such a big deal about it! I don't complain when you buy new bras, do I?"
  • For sale? A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.
    Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and...
  • Hair style! A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture.
    But being too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony...
  • Urine sample Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a few months to make a kid. it hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa for advice.
    'They'll give you a cup and...
  • Nice design! The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
    At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said...
  • Sperm cells! A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope.
    They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and...
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