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Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."
Banta invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."
They get to his apartment and Banta says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
- Johnnie's proposal Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says... - Adult book store Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
'What is your name?' he asked.
'George,' the guy answered.
'And why... - New lingerie Banta had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the advertisements about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife, Preeto, was not too happy about it.
One day Banta read an advertisements about a sale on... - Twins! A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm house and knocked.
When Santa's wife, Jeeto, came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Let's see now, there's the twins... - For sale? A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.
Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and...