| John finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied. "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked. "No, she's broke," he said. "Well, then, is it sex?" she inquired. "Nobody does it like you, babe!" he replied. "Then what can she do that I can't?" the woman tearfully asked. "Sue me for child support!!" |