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Banta is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of boxers. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Kashmir, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the country.
The Genie pales, and says, "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, the very fiber of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."
"OK", Banta says, "tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best blow job I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading because she likes it, because she wants to, because it turns her on!!" The Genie shakes his head and says, "Let me see that map again, sir!"
- Gynecologist Painter! One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him... -
No child please The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love... - Most beautiful Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, 'May I buy you a drink?'
'Okay, but it won't do you any good.'
A little later, he asks... - For a change Banta is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife, Preeto, the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms... - Johnnie's proposal Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says...