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A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was supposed to perform the operation and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about her. What if her body rejects the organ?"
The doctor replied, "Well, she's 32 years old and is in extremely good health, apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?"
The patient's friend replied, "She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?"
"Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for 14 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now!"
- Gold medalist! Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, 'I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last five years perfecting his stroke.'The second woman said...
- Gynecologist Painter! One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him... -
No child please The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love... - Most beautiful Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, 'May I buy you a drink?'
'Okay, but it won't do you any good.'
A little later, he asks... - For a change Banta is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife, Preeto, the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms...