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An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a six inch putt that the wife has to make.
She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses, they lose the match.
On the way home in the car her husband is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my 'willy'."
The wife just looked over at her husband and smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
- Banta's wish Banta is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of boxers. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Kashmir, and asks the Genie if he can... - Gold medalist! Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, 'I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last five years perfecting his stroke.'The second woman said...
- Gynecologist Painter! One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him... -
No child please The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love... - Most beautiful Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, 'May I buy you a drink?'
'Okay, but it won't do you any good.'
A little later, he asks...