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    A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
    The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
    Her friend said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
    The blonde responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"
  • Smartest Man! A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
    In spite of the best efforts of the pilot...
  • Speed limit A traffic Policeman stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
    She said, 'I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of...
  • Day's off! Banta goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
    'Sir,' he says, 'we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife, Preeto, needs...
  • Lion tamer! 'I'm going to become a lion tamer.'
    'That's crazy, you don't know nothing about lion taming.'
    'Yes I do!'
    'Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting...
  • First visit A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.
    'I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. One thousand rupees for the first visit, and one hundred rupees for each one after...
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