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    Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"
    "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
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    "Yes, He did," the older man answered.
    For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
    "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
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