| During their first date, the guy goes to the girl's house, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to get them a drink, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in with the drinks. Holding up the vase, he asks "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there ..." He goes, "Oooh ... I ... I didn't know your father ..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray." |