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    A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
    Officer, "May I see your licence?
    Lady, "What does it look like?"
    Officer, "Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."
    The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
    The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
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    'I think so,' the man replied. 'My wife has made appetizers and...
  • Girlfriend! After directory assistance gave Rosy, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him -- and got a woman.
    'Is Adam there?' Rosy asked.
    'He's in the shower,' she responded.
    'Please tell him his girlfriend...
  • Oversmart! They turned on a night light, turned the answer machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and threw the cat into the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had thrown...
  • Atheist professor An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.
    He said, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you...
  • Three Blondes A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?'
    The big woman replies, Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know...
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