| Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said, "Life is so boring, we never have any fun these days. For ten bucks, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!" "You're on!" said the other guy, holding up ten bucks. As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall. His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "Wow, what happened?" asked his friend. "It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!" |