| One Monday morning, a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, Banta the homeowner is coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow, looks like you guys had a hell of a party this weekend," the mailman comments. Banta replies, "We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over and things got a bit wild. We got so drunk that we started playing 'Who Am I?'" The mailman says, "How do you play that?" Banta continues, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our units showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The mailman laughs and says, "I'm sorry I missed that." Banta responds, "But your name was guessed four or five times." |