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    Banta spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
    "Carmen," she replied.
    That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
    "No, I named myself, she answered.v "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.
    "So what's your name?" she asked.
    "Beersex."
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    In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars...
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    The doctor examined and said...
  • Perfect one! Santa's son, Pappu, is playing in the woods with his little friend Rupa when she turns to him and asks if he knows what a penis is.
    Pappu, unable to answer tells her to...
  • Excess drops Santa and Banta were standing at their respective urinals when Santa glanced over and noticed Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
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