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    A woman was at home looking in the mirror carressing her breasts when her husband came home from work.
    He said what are you doing fondling your breasts like that?
    She replied I went to the dr. today and he said i have breasts of a 25 yr old.
    The husband said what did he say about your 50 yr old ass?
    She said oh we didnt talk about you at all.
  • Sports cars In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials.
    So she stood in the front of the class and said, 'Children, if you could have one raw...
  • Beersex! Banta spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
    'Carmen...
  • Mother's day Santa's family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason his wife, Jeeto, was unusually quiet. Finally Santa asked what was wrong.
    'Nothing...
  • Dollar for Israel A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases.
    In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars...
  • Couple of inches! A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to...
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