| After an airliner encounters a pretty rough patch of turbulence the captain's voice came on over the intercom: "Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn't it? But we came through it fine, just the way we always do, and I'm happy to report that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today's flight crew, I'd like to thank you very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston." After a short pause and several clicks, we heard, "Jesus Christ... What a bitchin' ride! Boy - I sure could use a cup of good strong coffee and a blow job, right about now!" As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform the captain that his intercom was still on, one of the passengers called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!" |