| A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. "Good Morning Sir", the Headwaiter says. "What a wonderful morning I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it`s runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm." "That`s a complicated order Sir," said the bewildered waiter, "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied, "Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that, that`s what I got yesterday!" |