Permission for Sex!

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    One summer a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires.

    He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way.

    She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested. On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he committed against the young lady.

    Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said, "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"

    "Sir", the judge said, "in this country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!"

    After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed, "CUNTSCENT!!! Hi got her cuntscent!!! Hi got her cuntscent on my fingers, cuntscent on my mustache, hi got her cuntscent everywhere!!!
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