| While in the playground with his friend, Santa's son, Pappu, noticed that Sonu was wearing a brand new watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Pappu. "Nope." replied Sonu. "Well, did you get it for Baisakhi then?" Again Sonu says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Pappu. "No," said Sonu. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Pappu was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Sonu's watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. Santa, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What are you doing here? What do you want?" "I wanna watch," his son replied. Without missing a stroke, Santa said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet." |