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    Maria and Julie, two widows, are talking:
    Maria, "That nice Mr Roberts asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

    Julie, "Well.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like such a gentleman he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there, but such a beautiful car.....a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for a dinner.....Marvellous dinner. Then we go to see a show....let me tell you Maria, I enjoyed it so much I could just die from pleasure! So, then we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

    Maria: "Oh no!...so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

    Julie: "No... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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    Joe said to Bob, 'Women have all the luck when it comes to getting...
  • Bar Contest Banta, 'You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big-dick contest.'
    'Oh honey,' Jeeto exclaims, 'I don't want you taking that out in...
  • Lovemaking While in the playground with his friend, Santa's son, Pappu, noticed that Sonu was wearing a brand new watch.
    'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Pappu.
    'Nope.' replied Sonu.
    'Well, did you get it for...
  • Organ Transplant They had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation. But Santa could hardly ignore the fact that Banta...
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    Dentist said, 'I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw.'
    But Banta said, 'No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of...
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