| In the Sex Education class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Santa's son, Pappu, in the back, "Well, Pappu, how many positions did you come up with?" Pappu's says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, Pappu, very good..." She calls on Sonu in the front and says, "All right, Sonu, how about you?" Sonu says, "Teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Pappu yells, "Seventy-four." |