| In a sunday school class, the teacher asked the students. When you go to heaven, what part of your body will reach first? One little girl said her hands, because when she prays her hands point to heaven. Another girl said her heart, because when she prays, it all comes from her heart. And a little boy spoke up and said his feet would reach first. The teacher couldn't figure this out, so she asked the boy, "How did you come up with feet?" He said, well the other night i got thirsty, so I got up to get a drink. I passed mommy and daddy's room, and mommy was lying on her back, with her feet in the air yelling "GOD I'M COMMING!" But, she couldn't go because daddy was holding her down. |