| One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not! Wife: Why not - don't you like being married? Husband: Of course I do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Okay, I'd get married again. Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do. Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs? Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed. Wife: - - - silence - - - Husband: shit.shit.shit..... |