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    Banta and Preeto got married and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, but with the lights off.

    Morning came, Banta went to the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower.

    He asked Preeto to bring one from the bedroom. When she opened the door, she saw Banta's naked body for the first time. Her eyes went up and down and, about midway, they stopped and stared.

    She asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

    Banta, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

    And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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