| "Doctor, I think my son has gonorrhea," Santa told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But, Doctor. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has." "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," Santa admitted, "I think my wife now has it too." "Son of a bitch!" the doctor roared. "That means we've all got it!" |