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    Preeto went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.

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    "Every night, my husband, Banta, and I have sex on the floor doggy style."

    "I see," said the doctor.

    "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?"

    "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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