Inspiration to work...

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    An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out.
    He gives him the advice: "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by my wife. It was fantastic and it really helped. You should try it too!".
    Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed.
    "I see you followed my advice?".
    "I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn`t know you had such a nice house!".
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