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    A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
    The blonde says, "Im a cute looking blonde and I`m flying first class."
    The stewardess replys that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....the blonds then retorts, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class".
    Just then the captian happened by and asked what was happening....the blonde tells him, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class to Atlanta...."
    The captian whipers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast..
    He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to atlanta."
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  • Hard of hearing... A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`t hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. The husband said that he ha sno idea. Doctor told him to test her by standing 20 feet away from her and say something, if she doesn`t hear, get closer and...
  • What a cracker! A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any crackers?'
    Bar tender says, “No.” Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks...
  • Pissed! Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day...
  • The perfect substitute! The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
    1. There are now more attorneys...
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