| Banta and his friend, Sandy, were living together. Sandy was more macho and Banta was more feminine. Banta lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about it. Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair. Elated Banta went home and smothered his chest in Vaseline. When Sandy came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?" Banta explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you would have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now?" |