Santa calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child ?" He says, "No! This is her husband!"
The Blonde and the Job InterviewA blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying.......
You ought to believe it!A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket. The blonde says...
The convenience of operating!?Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said,'I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is...
Communicating...Hopkins, a mummy`s boy, was sent to navy. After a month working there his father died. The General told the official to tell Hopkins the bad news, and asked him to be very keen about it, since Hopkins is a very...
Hard of hearing...A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`t hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. The husband said that he ha sno idea. Doctor told him to test her by standing 20 feet away from her and say something, if she doesn`t hear, get closer and...