| Joe and Bob were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Joe said to Bob, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older." "What do you mean?" asked Bob. "Well," replied Joe, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!" "Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered. "Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches," Joe answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years." |