| Concerned about his failing manhood, Santa went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave him a small container of pills
and told him to take no more than one a day. Back home, Santa thought he'd try the medication on his dog first. The dog swallowed the pill, jumped out of his stall, kicked a side of the barn over and ran off down the road. "Those pills are too strong for me," Santa thought, and pour the rest into his well. Later, when the doctor came to check on him, Santa told how he had disposed of the medication. "Heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "You haven't drunk any of the well water, have you?" "No," said Santa. "We can't get the pump handle down." |