Sweet Revenge

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    Old farmer Michael was dying. The family was standing around his bed.

    With a low voice he sad to his wife, "Susan, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Joe."

    "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies.

    "But I want you to, Susan."

    "But why?' Susan asks.

    "Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"
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