| Two crocodiles lay on the strand of Nile. Suddenly they hear strange sound: "Hee-hee-hee-bang! Hee-hee-hee-bang!" One crocodile asks another: "What's the sounds?" "There is an elephant who fucks monkeys. While he fucks them, they laugh, and when he comes, they burst." "Very interesting," says the first crocodile, "I'll go to see it." Little later the second crocodile hears the sounds: "HA-HA-HA-HA-BOOM!" |