| Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, they found a bull and cow mating. Grandpa explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses, also in the process of mating. Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too." That night, at supper, after everyone was seated, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!" |