| Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there`s one." "No," said the father. "There`s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We`ll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he`s plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We`d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We`ll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there`s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let`s eat her." "No," said the father. "We`ll not eat her either." "Why not?" "Because, we`re going to take her back alive and eat your mother." |