| A man walking down the street came upon Santa and Banta who are trying to measure an up-right pole with a yard stick. Along comes this really big, musclebound shmuck and says, "Hey, what are you guys doing?" Santa and Banta say, "We're trying to measure the height of this pole." The man wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out of the ground, lays it down and measures it. Then he picks it up, puts it back in the ground and says, "22 feets," and walks away. Santa was now quite mad and yelled back, "You idiot we were not trying to see how long it was...I need to know how high it is! |