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    Having been married for ten years and still living in an apartment, Jeeto would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home."

    Trying to placate her, Santa found a new apartment within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again.

    "I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbours can see me every time I take a bath."

    "Don't worry," replied Santa. "If the neighbours do see you, they'll buy curtains."
  • Male Services Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, they found a bull and cow mating.
    Grandpa explained, 'That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving...
  • Gynecologist Visit Preeto went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem, she responded, 'Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard.'
    Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath...
  • Strange Sounds! Two crocodiles lay on the strand of Nile. Suddenly they hear strange sound:
    'Hee-hee-hee-bang! Hee-hee-hee-bang!'
    One crocodile asks another...
  • Twirling Act Once a wolf and a stallion decided to fuck each other.
    The wolf mounted the stallion and screws him, then says: 'Hey Stallion, please twirl your ass...
  • Mating Season Santa's Wife Jeeto strolled through the National Zoo and finally paused in front of the monkey island.
    Mystified as to the whereabouts of the animals, Jeeto queried the keeper...
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