| One night Santa's son, Pappu, was really scared sleeping by himself, so he sprints out of his room and runs to his maid's tent and asks, "Can I please sleep with you tonight " Maid replies, "No" Pappu moans and says, "But my nanny lets me." "Ok then, just for tonight," the maid replies. Pappu jumps into bed with her and asks, "Can I please play with your belly button with my finger." She again says, "No" "But my nanny lets me," says Pappu again. "Well I suppose it's ok," replies the maid. Things are silent for a few minutes until the maid leaps up screaming "Thats not my belly button." Pappu replies, "It aint my finger either." |