Speech Therapy

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    A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.

    The first man stood up and said, "B-b-b-b-b-b-Boston."

    Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down. The next guy stood and said, "Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Cleveland."

    He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."

    The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man. After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"

    He replied, "B-b-b-b-b-Beach."
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