Special Skills

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    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "do you have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

    "Well, actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I also finished my novel."

    "Very impressive," commented the interviewer, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

    Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."
  • Xmas Shopping Christmas was coming near and it was time for Little Johnny to finish his holiday shopping. He went into a toy shop, took a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
    The shopkeeper spoke up...
  • Perfectionst A district minister arrived one Sunday morning in a small rural town. The local minister asked the district minister to help with a local problem.
    'Everyone here thinks they are just perfect!' said the local minister. 'Could you preach a sermon that...
  • Silver Jubilee On their way home, after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
    'Oh, it's not over yet.' He said.
    Once home, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in...
  • Nervous A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
    The lawyer thundered, 'Have you ever been married?'
    'Yes, sir,' said the witness in...
  • Home Run A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just...
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