Australian Empire?

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    John Howard, the chirpy Australian Prime Minister, flies to England for a meeting with the Queen. Over a cup of tea, Howard brings up his grand new plans for his country.

    "Your Majesty, mate, can we turn Australia into a kingdom, in order to increase its force in the world market?"

    The Queen shakes her head and replies, "One needs a king for a kingdom, Mr. Howard and unfortunately you are most certainly not a king."

    Not to be dissuaded, Johnny asks, "Would it be possible just to transform Australia into an empire then?"

    "No, you chubby-faced chap," snorts the Queen, "for an empire you need an emperor, and you are most certainly not an emperor."

    Howard thinks for a moment and then asks if it is possible to turn Australia into a principality.

    The Queen replies, "For a principality, you need a prince, and you Mr. Howard are definitely not a prince."

    Pausing for a sip of her tea, Her Majesty then adds, "To be quite honest, having met both you and several other Australians, I think Australia is still best suited as a COUNTRY."
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