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    At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault.

    Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer.

    After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors.

    One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting next to him.

    He took the note from her and read, "I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before."

    The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket.

    "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" ordered the judge.

    "I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."
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