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I know a nurse that is so efficient, she can make the patient without disturbing the bed.
- Lesbian! Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bartender:- 'Hey don t worry about her, She is lesbian!'
Banta:-'Lesbian or no - Bitter Gourd! Santa went to his friend Banta s house for dinner. The main course that evening were stuffed karelas(Bitter Gourd), (the types where the karela is stuffed with masala, and tied with a thread) Having never tasted karelas made this way before, Santa ate 6 of them; thread and all
- It`s a small world! There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa says to Banta, 'I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out... - Engineers` perception about human body Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an... -
Santa and Porsche! Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took